capturethefag:

How high do you have to be to adopt a mouse as your son and name it Stuart

actual conversation with my boss at work today.
  • Boss: Damn.
  • Me: What?
  • Boss: The cover is coming off of this book.
  • Me: Oh, that's not good.
  • Boss: Yeah. I'll have to send it downstairs to be mended.
  • Me: It's not bad. We might be able to fix that with a little tape.
  • Boss: Nah. Not our division.
  • Me:
  • Boss:
  • Me:
  • Boss:
  • Me:
  • Boss:
  • Me: Did you just -
  • Boss: I -
  • Me: Was that -
  • Boss: What?
  • Me: Reference?
  • Boss: Wait, do you -
  • Me: You watch -
  • Boss: DO YOU WATCH -
  • Me: OH MY GOD
  • Boss: OH MY GOD
  • Me:
  • Boss:
  • Me:
  • Boss: You may take your break early today.

katt-wade:

Johnny Galecki, regarding rumors about him being gay.

I’m reblogging this again because it’s one of the best things to have ever been said ever.

(Source: hurricane-)